Enjoy a game from another era! Forget about the much improved Lord of Destruction and get back to the roots: Diablo 2 Classic. Feast your eyes upon the amazing 640×480 resolution until they start to hurt. Play endlessly only to get the lamest set items ever. Then continue grinding with the hopes of getting one of the few actually good items in the game. And do not forget, one wrong move and it is all finished.
Painful, stressful, repetitive and not pretty at all. That’s if you ever manage to run the game at all, that is. If that’s not the perfect representation of my… I mean your last relationship, I don’t know what is!
So there you have it, 5 games that will prepare you for St. Valentine’s day! No need to thank me, just doing my job, spreading the festive mood! Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to re-watch the last episode of How I Met Your Mother.